Posts for the Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before Category

111.19.09Miss Rosita Marple Tries Her Hand at Solving a Couple Popular Mysteries

110.30.09Superior Whores, Inferior Whores

09.25.09Of Course, Dear Leader’s Address to the Nation’s Schoolchildren was “Anodyne.” It’s His *Followers* Who Supply the Hate Rants. Oh, and Did You Know Stimulus Funds Are Going to A National Electronic Database Where Information On Each Schoolchild Will Be Stored?

19.11.09C’mon, Unemployment isn’t THAT high- FOR A SOCIALIST COUNTRY.

109.8.09“Parents Are Just Afraid that Obama Will ‘Win’ Kids Over to His ‘Side.’” Uh, Yeah. Exactly.

169.1.09“Dear Ms. Fisher-Dawes, Please excuse my daughter Lulu from your class on Tuesday, Sept. 8th.” Guess the Repressive Regime with your Auntie Rosita. Junior Edition!

08.13.09“We need these protests to seem like an authentic backlash of real Americans. Make sure everyone has enough Nazi paraphernalia!”

78.7.09OBAMA, I WANT A STATEMENT CONDEMNING THE SEIU FOR THEIR RACIALLY MOTIVATED PHYSICAL ASSAULT ON AN AMERICAN PEACEABLY EXERCISING HIS FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

08.7.09THE HEALTHCARE PUTSCH. There is precedent for this, just not in this country.

108.6.09Hi, American People. I Have Someone I’d Like to Inform On to You. Someone Who Has Illegally Abridged Your Freedom of Speech. HIS NAME HIS MACON PHILLIPS. I’d just like to “flag” this guy.

38.5.09Guess the Repressive Regime with Auntie Rosita: “Manufactured Anger” Edition. Enemies of the State are Turning the People Against Their Benevolent Dictator! Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before.

28.4.09Obamacare: No. Obamacare: Never. I’m American, and Your Mickey-Mouse Third-World Informant Stuff Doesn’t Apply to Me.

08.1.09Since When? Since When Do Presidents Single Out TV Channels and Radio Personalities for Attack? Since When Does the Government Control Private Sector Compensation? Did I Fall Asleep in America and Wake Up in the USSR?

18.1.09Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg States in July 2009: I Thought Legalized Abortion Would Mean Government-Supplied Abortions Because When Roe v Wade Was Decided “THERE WAS CONCERN ABOUT POPULATION GROWTH PARTICULARLY GROWTH IN POPULATIONS THAT WE DON’T WANT TO HAVE TOO MANY OF.”

87.30.09Obamacare Bill Provides for Home Visitation for Government to Investigate How You Are Raising Your Children.

47.29.09Obama and His Administration Have a Deeply Troubling Attitude Toward the Mentally Disabled and the Elderly

107.25.09Rahm Emanuel’s Brother and Obama’s Top Health Advisor: No Medical Care for Those Who Are Not “Participating Citizens.” For what it’s worth.

17.23.09“Young Turks”: All This Talk of “Freedom” by Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck is “Dangerous Rhetoric”

07.22.09Guess the Repressive Regime with Auntie Rosita. This Week’s Topic: State-Administered Abortions. Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before.

37.12.09Guess the Repressive Regime With Auntie Rosita: Cass Sunstein, Our New Minister of Information. Stop Me If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before.