Ann Coulter and Joe the Plumber Fantasy
Admit it, they would look great together, right?
They were together today at a tea party in Bridgeport, CT, and it occurred to me: Wouldn’t they make a great couple? Rugged man of the people and high strung intellectual? Eh? I think I’m on to something here.
Sometimes late at night when my mind begins to cannibalize itself, I start worrying about Ann Coulter in a mother-hen sort of a way. I have about eight million (population of Manhattan, incidentally) better things I could worry about, including many things that I need to worry about. But I start to get worrying: Why is she so thin? She’s so thin. Is she still smoking? That’s no good. And why hasn’t she had a baby? We need more of her! The last I heard she was dating a Jewish Democrat. Come on, Ann! Ok, Jewish, fine, if you love him- you have the Old Testament in common- but Democrat!?
“If I try to bend that far, I’ll break!”
Rabbi, may I ask you a question?
Certainly, Leibesh.
Is there a proper blessing for the czar[s]?
A blessing for the czar[s]? Of course. May God bless and keep the czar[s] far away from us.
Amen.
So, Ann Coulter-Wurzelbacher.
Part of the reason for this post is that I told my brother about this blog, and I’m trying to goad him in case he’s reading. Hah. You think I’m pathetic? I’ll take it further. Like a community organizer once said, “If you push a negative hard enough, it will push through and become a positive.”
I may just write an Ann Coulter/Joe Wurzelbacher fantasy romance novel. With lots of naughty spicy bits. Under my real name. I personally think the idea has enormous potential.
I think I would entitle it “The Only Instance in Which a Little Bit of Tyranny Is OK.”
LOL, they would have ONE head of hair between them!
Yes, they would. One nice bob, LOL.
Actually, I meant they would each end up with a head of hair! Too distracted….